I just wanted to watch the latest episode of Survivor GPT, but in this timeline family password sharing is a whole lot more rigorous than it was back in my primeline. It used to be that you could only share within the household, but ever since Netflix merged with 23andMe to crack down on password sharing, things got a little more complex. See, in order for me to binge watch season 47, I had to sign up for a DNA service several decades ago so that in this timeline I can spoof being my own relative using this Family Password Testkit.

No matter what provisions they put in place, someone’s gonna find a way to hack it.

Anyway, I’m looking forward to seeing which team wins today’s episode, which is many many tomorrow’s for you. I promise not to spoil anything so you can enjoy it several decades from now.