Big Brother Mars

Real Drama on the Red Planet

Reality TV often gets a bit of side-eye, and yeah, for the most part, it's earned it. But every so often, a show comes along that not just raises, but skyrockets the bar. Exhibit A: Survivor. Particularly the season where contestants were thrown into the wild with nothing but ChatGPT as their trusty Swiss Army Knife. Now, that was a binge-worthy spectacle. However, the crown jewel has got to be that Big Brother season on Mars. Was it the 39th or 41st? My memory's fuzzier than channel zero, but who cares? All I know is it was the first one on the Red Planet, and boy, was it a game-changer!

Feeling nostalgic, I decided to dive back into that interplanetary saga. So I hopped into the janky time machine and zoomed to a timeline where the Martian premiere was happening. The thrill of watching everyone’s jaw drop for the first time was something I couldn't miss. Oh, to be able to see it again through fresh eyes! Instead, I'll just pop some corn, sink into my couch, and brace myself for the most epic space opera ever broadcasted. Fasten your seatbelts, folks, because this reality TV ride is truly out of this world!