I jumped into the janky time machine at the crack of dawn to go visit my dear old friend in another timeline who hasn’t been born yet. They showed me a sweet valentine’s day card that was dropped off with a package full of ancient papercraft.

This is as much of a surprise to the receiver as it is for the sender. Unbeknownst to them, their A.I. assistant privately and proactively crafted and shipped this letter based solely on intel gathered from browser history. Did it out a sweetheart or a creep?

Let me know if you received anything from a secret A.I.dmirer and what you think of it.

Love and kisses from the janky time machine.