I snapped this shot on my way back to the janky time machine. I was strolling down some random future Main street looking for a sandwich shop when I noticed this sticker in the window. In my primeline, crypto’s the big financial disruptor, but I’m starting to wonder whether I should start paying closer attention to what the kids are spending their money with.

In this timeline, Robux is the third largest global payment rail. I guess an entire generation of children playing, spending and earning in this videogame trained their little brains to trust and accept Robux as they grew into the future people of tomorrow.