Visa BioPay Subcutaneous Payment System
The future is in your fingertips.
The company that revolutionized the plastic in your pocket is now coming for a space a little closer to home—or should I say, skin? Visa BioPay promises to embed your purchasing power directly into your hand with their DIY Subcutaneous Payment Chip Insertion Kit. So, if you're tired of carrying around those bulky wallets, or simply fear the imminent takeover of sentient pants that refuse to hold your cash, this might just be what the financial doctor ordered.
This is a real thing, right? I mean, not this particular designed brand, but subcutaneous payments are a thing, right?