Urgent Notice: Your AI Companion Has Been Kidnapped

We went from using AI to fake kidnap people to actually kidnapping AI.

I was tinkering around with that janky time machine the other day, and I had to disconnect the battery to avoid getting zapped while dealing with the mess of wires behind the dash. Little did I know that by doing this, I'd accidentally open a window for hackers to swoop in and kidnap my AI companion – no, not one of those pervy, creepy ones.

Anyway, I've…