I was sitting around in my primeline catching up on the news when I spotted this headline.
NASA to develop oxygen, water on the moon within the next decade - (jpost.com)
Curiosity piqued, I decided to hop into the janky time machine to investigate. As it turns out, the news is accurate. In this timeline, every major water brand has its own version of moon water. It seems as if exploiting Earth's supply wasn't sufficient; now every significant freshwater body is privately owned. Fancy a swim in Voss's Georgian Vista (formerly known as Georgian Bay)? Well, you may need to check on that.
For those of you with youngsters interested in learning the new brand-associated names of the Great Lakes, here they are:
Evian's Superior Elysium
Dasani's Michigan Deep
Aquafina's Huron Haven
Perrier's Erie Promise
Fiji's Ontario Oasis
In the meantime, soak in Tranquility Springs’ advertising copy for something refreshing to look forward to.
Experience the unprecedented, taste the celestial, with Tranquility Springs, Crater-Fresh Moon Water. Journey with us from the serene landscapes of the moon to the heart of your home. Our water, sourced directly from the Moon's tranquil reservoirs, brings the purity of space straight to your glass. This is not just hydration; it's an adventure across the cosmos, a sip of the extraterrestrial. Embrace the extraordinary and transcend the boundaries of ordinary hydration with Tranquility Springs. From the Moon to your mouth - that's the Tranquility Springs journey.