Scrubbing Bubbles AI-B-Gone Spray

Freshen Your Room, Frighten Your Smart Devices

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The janky time machine was throwing a fit in this not-so-distant adjacent timeline. Turns out, I had an LED bug infestation on my hands. Must've fueled up at a sketchy charging station and picked up some digital hitchhikers eager to multiply—exponentially, no less.

I yanked out the master control unit and blew off the cobwebs. It was clear I'd need more than just compressed air to get this baby purring again. Lucky for me, a nearby gear-and-grocery bodega stocked the miracle elixir known as AI-B-Gone spray. This stuff is a godsend—courtesy of the nanobot gods, aka Scrubbing Bubbles. Who would've thought a humble tub cleaner would evolve into the global leader in nanobot technology?

A few spritzes from the can, and I could already hear the CPU, GPU, and TPUs humming in harmony. It's like the digital version of smudging with sage to banish bad vibes, only this lavender-scented wonder spray does the trick for lingering malware and nosy AIs.