For me, the janky time machine is an investment more than an expense. That’s why I chose to buy it used. I quickly paid it off in just under a century just to get that burden out of my hair.

Unlike my poor pal just a few years away. She just missed a payment and in an instant, her car was gone. Good thing she was at home. Could you imagine this happening while you’re on a road trip with it?

In this timeline nothing is owned, even if you think you own it.