"You got a purty mouth" I tell my reflection in the rearview mirror of the janky time machine, fresh from my biannual appointment with the robo-haigienist. I can't emphasize enough how life-changing it is to leap into a timeline where RegenoDent toothpaste is a thing. And full transparency, this isn't a sponsored post; I'm just genuinely thrilled!
In my primeline, dental appointments were a bloodbath. The hygienist would valiantly attempt to be gentle, but those all-too-human hands left my mouth looking like I was auditioning for a role on The Walking Dead.
Now, in this not-so-distant future, RegenoDent toothpaste comes to the rescue. Infused with stem cells to regrow gums and teeth, and loaded with nano-bots that scrub your chompers until they sparkle, it's a game-changer. They even licensed the technology from the company that originally innovated consumer nano-technology; Scrubbing Bubbles, the bathroom cleaner! So, toss the floss and embrace the future with a tube of this miraculous goo. Your smile will thank you.