No Harm No Fowl Chicken Wings

Enjoy the ancient taste of previously extinct chicken breeds.

Enjoy the ancient taste of previously extinct chicken breeds.

Years after the great bird-flu pandemic rendered chickens extinct, we can now enjoy them once again.

These wings are grown in a lab with all-natural genome samples, so you can be sure you’re getting the highest quality product. The flavor is unlike anything else you’ve ever tried, with a unique blend of inherited notes that will tantalize your taste buds. The texture is tender and juicy, making them ideal for grilling or baking. Enjoy the unique flavor of lab-grown, non-sentient chicken meat today!