Move over Marvel. There's a new MCU in town.

The Mattel Cinematic Universe dominates box office records.

In my primeline, Mattel is on the verge of dropping their Barbie flick. Little do they know, it's set to be their "Iron Man," their bedazzled, pink-glittering catalyst, turning the film industry on its head and marking the beginning of an era dominated by interlinked toy franchises instead of muscle-packed superhero sagas.

The lengths I've gone to in ord…