Mantle Mist Terra Tonic

Sip the secrets of a groundbreaking new water source.

Amidst the parched expanse of a future lakebed, a relic caught my eye: a sun-bleached can labeled "MantleMist". This wasn't just another discarded drink. It was water sourced directly from the Earth's mantle. Thanks to geothermal energy breakthroughs, we didn't just harness the Earth's heat; we unearthed an ancient, mineral-rich liquid treasure.

I need to keep a few of these cans handy in the janky time machine’s mini-fridge.