It's Better to Burn Out

Because The Road You're Riding On Is Riding On Your Tires

I took the janky time machine to the garage in some adjacent future where I ran into my pals Julian and Patrick. We were all hanging in the service center customer lounge while our respective whips got their respective repairs.

Patrick pointed out the ad on the back page of the magazine I was reading. Who’da thunk it? Tires made of a nutritious edible su…