I (FLOAT) N Y

I cleaned up after yet another flood and all I got was this lousy shirt.

On a jaunt to a nearby New York timeline, floods are just another Tuesday. Thank goodness the janky time machine came with pontoons – navigating the city's makeshift canals became a breeze. Yellow taxis? More like Yellow Dinghies. The latest in high fashion? Trendy life vests. And for the fitness enthusiasts, sneakers have made way for wetsuits and flip…