Hallmark's Sorry Sentiments for the Silicon Shift

Warm Wishes in a Wired World

I took a spin in the janky time machine and landed at a mall from a not-so-distant timeline. I was just there to grab a birthday card, but got sidetracked by a rack of tech empathy cards. In a world where AI's snagged most of the gigs, these cards are the new pick-me-ups. The gist? "Sorry robots took your job, but hey, at least you're not running on batteries!" The cheek of it! Still, in an era where the main paycheck is a skimpy UBI, I guess a little sympathy is all we get. Classic human touch.