Green Friday Swap Event
Reduce, reuse, rethink your Friday.
So, I was doomscrolling through Black Friday deals, trying to find a USB charger that doesn't break after a week, when I hit a wall. Not literally, of course – the janky time machine's still in one piece (just barely). I needed a break from the screen, so I hopped timelines for a bit of fresh air and ended up in a future where Black Friday is, get this,