You know what’s worse than being behind on taxes? Being ahead on them.

I inadvertently filed my taxes from a few years out, forgetting about the Unix bug that has yet to happen in my primeline. I needed to intercept that filing before it’s too early.

I jumped into the janky time machine to meetup with my accountant and ask him to carry backward a few expenses. Appointments with him are always a blast as I have to gear up with a headset and haptic suit to see what my books look like. Excel might be the best part of the Metaverse I’ve ever experienced. There’s nothing like feeling actual physical discomfort when reviewing your P&L. Or the sense of G-force you get when applying a pivot table. It’s exhilarating.

Who’da thunk this would be the best use of VR?