Getting Freaky in the Sheets

Accountants Excel in the Metaverse

You know what’s worse than being behind on taxes? Being ahead on them.

I inadvertently filed my taxes from a few years out, forgetting about the Unix bug that has yet to happen in my primeline. I needed to intercept that filing before it’s too early.

I jumped into the janky time machine to meetup with my accountant and ask him to carry backward a few exp…