As a time travel blogger I can attest to the convenience of a proper coat. It’s got to have big pockets, small pockets, secret pockets, sprocket pockets and maybe even a pouch or two. It’s got to be tough enough to withstand short tempers, long journeys and medium-sized spills. The future isn’t always pretty, in fact it’s mostly messy, but on those days where the sky is blue and sun is shining, a good coat should roll up nice and tuck under the crook of my neck while I kick my feet out the janky time machine’s open window to rest my eyes for a spell.