Everyone's A Star (Even When They're Not)

Motion Capture suits become a mainstream fashion trend.

Strolling down the dairy aisle of a random timeline's grocery store, I realized the janky time machine had dropped me smack dab in the middle of a fashion revolution. And here I was, just looking to score some milk.

As I sidled past the organic yogurt, I found myself utterly bamboozled by the local threads. You see, folks in this timeline have taken casual Friday to a whole new galaxy. I nudged my cart up to a young lady who looked like she'd just stepped out of a video game cutscene.

"Love the outfit," I said, trying not to stare at the twinkling sensors dotting her neon green jumpsuit.

She beamed, telling me in this universe, everyone and their grandmother is a content creator. After-work chill? More like after-work film shoot. Walk the dog? Only if it's ready for its close-up. It's a world where your side hustle is your main hustle, and every moment is a Spielberg opportunity waiting to happen.

Fashion in this timeline has been hijacked by the entertainment industry. The bigwigs at the top? They're slinging out casual mocap lines like hotcakes. Picture this: Everyday Joes and Janes walking their dogs, grabbing their morning joe, and shooting hoops, all while decked out in green screen-friendly motion capture suits.

The pinnacle of my journey? Watching a businessman, donning a three-piece mocap suit, madly dash for his streetcar. I could almost hear the dramatic background score.

As tempting as it was to join the spandex revolution, I had reservations. Let's just say that the skin-hugging fashion wasn't exactly my cup of tea. Or milk, in this case.

So, I'll pass on the future fashion trend for now. I'll stick with my retro vibes while I hop back into my janky time machine, milk in hand, ready to face the fashion roulette of the next timeline.

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