ET Finally Phones Home

Earth Responds with 'New Phone, Who Dis?'

Even in my primeline, where aliens have officially received the blue-tick verification of existence, the collective response of the populace was a resounding "meh". Whether we chalk it up to a steady diet of outrageous conspiracy theories, unchecked disinformation, or the crumbling faith in the powers that be, the exciting revelation of extraterrestrial…