Devil's Eggs

The unholiday before the holiday.

🥚🥚 Hit the like button if you wanna pelt an egg at the janky time machine. 🥚🥚

Ah, Devil's Night. That notorious preamble to Halloween, where traditions of biodegradable mischief come to roost. Back in my primeline's egg-salad days, we'd enthusiastically hurl these tapered-oval bombs and TP at the houses of, let's just say, "memorable" neighbors.

Flash forward to this timeline, and let me tell you, the mischief game has evolved! It's all about organic, sustainably-sourced, top-shelf, biodegradable tools of playful havoc. And guess who got pranked? Yours truly. Some cheeky teens decided to give the janky time machine a fresh coating with a devil's dozen of farm-fresh eggs. But hey, jokes on them! I've spotted some rain in a nearby timeline. So, I'll just zip on over and let Mother Nature handle my car wash.