Climatophobia Leave of Absence
Do you remember when weather was just small talk?
My good chum Kelly sent me a sly wink through the spacetime wormhole, basically telling me she'd snagged herself some time off and I had to come join her. Less than a decade away? You bet I fired up the janky time machine faster than you can say "preemptive sick leave."
Kelly, you see, found herself a doctor's note that lets you call in sick for being not just under the weather, but overwhelmed by it too. I'm not talking about a bad flu here; I'm talking full-blown existential dread about climate change.
Now don't get me wrong, climate dread is a serious affair, but the smirk on Kelly's face when she handed over that note! Let's just say the future's looking bright for those who want to play hooky.
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Gonna see this in the DSM VI some day soon, I reckon.