Carbon Capture Cola

A Soda that Fights Climate Change.

In the solitude of the janky time machine, I realized I'd taken the simple act of burping for granted. Inside this unique space, I'm free to be my unfiltered self. I can belt out guilty pleasure tunes, argue with myself in cat voices, and embrace every little bodily quirk without a second thought.

However, it was only after sipping this particular soda that I felt something amiss. Unlike beverages sweetened with Stevia, which let you enjoy without the sugar rush, drinking a fizzy drink that doesn't prompt a burp feels oddly unsatisfying. While there are moments when one might appreciate a reduced urge to belch, knowing that this drink locks away carbon that would typically be released in a hearty roar is an adjustment. It's an eco-friendly twist on refreshment, one that might take some getting used to.