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Black Hole Mini Bin

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Black Hole Mini Bin

With its encapsulated singularity® you can “erase without a trace.”

Dré Labre
Dec 24, 2022
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Black Hole Mini Bin

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With its encapsulated singularity® you can “erase without a trace.”

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Jason Theodor and I went for a last minute trip in my janky time machine to who knows when, where he retrieved this device from the dumpster. Who’da thunk that the tiny black holes we’re creating today would find their way into our future homes.

I was lucky to find a manual lying around so we can figure out how this thing works. I can’t wait to start yeeting things into the abyss.

Introducing the Black Hole Mini-Bin: your home’s new trash-vanishing friend. Available in a variety of colors (if you like black!), this stylish bin will take all your garbage to the abyss.

With its encapsulated singularity® you can “erase without a trace.” Simply put anything in and watch it disappear.

$9,999.99

Don’t miss out on this trash-vanishing masterpiece — buy yours today!

SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING:
• Do NOT stick any body parts across the mini-Schwarzschild radius or risk immediate spaghettification!
• Keep out of reach of children and pets at all times
• Never try to retrieve items that have been disposed of

Black holes are extremely dangerous and should not be approached or interacted with in any way. They are some of the most extreme objects in the universe and can have devastating effects on anything that comes too close to them.

Hat tip to Jason for inspiring today’s Design Fiction.

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