Bettermint Antidepressant Ice Cream

Treat yourself. Literally, treat yourself.

Treat yourself. Literally, treat yourself.

This delicious treat is made with natural, organic ingredients and is formulated to help provide relief from symptoms of depression. With its creamy texture, it’s a delicious way to boost your mood and ease your worries. Häagen-Blahs antidepressant ice cream is pharmacologically formulated to help reduce feelings of sadness and provide a sense of calm and relaxation. This delicious treat is sure to bring a smile to your face.

This product has been known to cause a variety of side effects, including but not limited to: an insatiable craving for pizza, an urge to dance the Macarena in public, an uncontrollable urge to sing show tunes in the shower, an addiction to online gaming, an uncontrollable urge to laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes, an intense desire to wear socks with sandals and an uncontrollable need to watch reality TV. As always, if you experience any of these symptoms, please consult your doctor immediately.