I was watching Twitch in a not-so-distant timeline and was surprised at the amount of ads interrupting every stream. Loud pitchmen hocking random useless trinkets, when all of a sudden, I got suckered into this one.

C’mon. A tiny little vacuum that roams around your car sucking up all the random crumbs. Not gonna lie, I could use this in the janky time machine. But rather than let my impulsiveness get the better of me, I took a deep breath and decided that I would stop eating while I time travel, and that would be a better solution to a crumb-free ride. Besides, I don’t even know what battery technology is used in this and when it’ll be invented.