My pal Camille posted a comment on my Instagram (where I post AI experiments) that inspired me to whip up this brochure. Thanks for the copywriting and inspiring today’s post.
I took the janky time machine to a timeline to take a vacation. My VR travel agent, Richard Victory, gave me this brochure for a haptic getaway.
Coming to a Haptic pod near you! Experience the unmatched opulence of living in a 2030s elite celebrity home via AirBnV(R). Sign up for presale and full body immersion availability ! A health spa for your body and brain ! Leave cyber city max capitalism behind you in this 1%er paradise ! Add ons include in experience security team, helipad and fresh plasma transfusions !
In this world you can escape from the relentless pace of 'cyber city max capitalism' to indulge in the simulated serenity of celebrity mansions. AirBnVR's Haptic Pod becomes a status symbol, not just for the experience it offers, but for the sheer ability to disconnect and immerse oneself in a digitized playground of wealth and luxury—a health spa for the consciousness. It's a glimpse into a future where the digital divide morphs into a new form of social stratification, with 'full body immersion' as the new opiate of the masses who can afford it.
Oh Richard, what a charmer.